…when you partied like crazy because of that silly quirk of the calendar called “New Years Eve”?
No? Neither do we. So let’s do it all again this weekend by partying with Ka-Pow at the Pale Horse! We’ll wear silly hats, drink champaign, and toast in the new year with confetti and fireworks!* So join us wont you?
*There will be no silly hats**, confetti, champaign, fireworks, or anything else related to a New Years celebration. That was last weekend. If you don’t remember, then you should probably make sure there are no embarrassing pictures of yourself on Facebook.
**There might be silly hats.